sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.


The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend

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Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.
If two points are destined to touch, the universe will always find a way to make the connection - even when all hope seems to be lost. Certain ties cannot be broken. They define who we are - and who we can become. Across space, across time, among paths we cannot predict - nature always finds a way.

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You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with a love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect

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why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches, via nibeskonacnostnijedovoljna)

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Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling

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cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

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  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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